Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Shit-covered toilets and waist-height children.

Wednesdays always go fast.
I don't know what it is, they just go really fast.
Sport, S+E, lunch, Health, English, lunch, Science.
I think it's because I enjoy sport and health and the S+E and English were quick flow-ers in between.

So, we went to sport first and I was really dreading to going to sport, which is unusual but I went anyway, I saw hockey balls, yes, something I can finally show the perfects up at.

REWIND

The 'perfects' are a group of girls in my sport class, they are literally perfect at EVERYTHING they do, they do music and they're in the top classes, really smart kids, the bad thing is, they're so nice it's almost impossible to hate them. Like, god, can we get some flaws for theses girls? Here, take some of mine! I've got MORE than my fair share!!

BACK THE TO STORY.

So, the teacher seemed really dreading to play hockey, I squeaked and pleaded to play hockey, so the choices were basketball and hockey. The teacher asked who wanted to play hockey and I was the only one who threw my hand up into the air. (That's not an exaggeration either) Sadly, I was out-voted so we played basketball, I'm sensing a pattern to it. The class LOVE basketball, it's okay but I'd rather play hockey.

I was sitting in my sport class and I was so happy, I was like "MY GAME! MY GAME! THIS SHIT IS MY GAME!!" Then one of the perfects pop up and say "I think hockey is everyone's game."  No, it's MY game, trust me honey I can show you a type of hit that'd break your ankles if it hit you, my game. HISS.

Then we had S+E and we're in the middle of watching 'Mississippi Burning' which is a movie about the Civil War in America (black/whites all that jazz). There's this character that reminds me of my brother and he has a habit of getting himself hurt a lot so every time he gets hurt I kind of have to turn away and sniffle to myself, hoping nobody notices that I'm crying, over my brother.

Skip lunch since I sat with Samara and her friends. Then we had health but we were pulled out of health to do student councillor things. I cut out and put up posters with Maryanne.

Time to introduce Maryanne.
Taller than I am, 15, almost one of the 'perfects' but she's almost flawed in every single way, she panics a lot and has a boyfriend, Lockie that is a total assprick. She takes art and she's in my English and Maths.

Anyway, after being rescued from a boring health class, I bounced around and put up posters with the health and well being expo coming up next Friday, eventually we had to wait for Debbie, the women who's voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard but at least we missed out on English which was good.

Then we had Science and we have a prac-student, Mr Lou? Loa? Lua? But he'd pretty cool, he can joke around and he's given us our first practical for the term so that instantly won him over to the good side, I might give him a block of chocolate or something as a thank you or something. I really enjoy science because of him anyway, I mean I enjoy Science anyway but Mr Redclift, the boring head of department makes something really fun, something that's really become a chore.

..But then again, school has turned my thirst for knowledge into a chore..

End of school, end of day, time to go home and relax.

Nope, waist-height children in the Winter Wonderland disco down at my mum's school kept me there for about two hours, eventually I managed to beg mum so I went for a walk down to the shops, brought her back a diet-coke and that got me away from the disco for about an hour which I was more than happy about.

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Winter Wonderland disco; A horror inside the Primary School.

After the two hours of nothing but loud music and waist-height children running everywhere, I had about twenty minutes to just relax on twitter before I went to young womens, which is pretty much just a church youth group, keeping the youth of our church off the streets and out of the pot bags!

Something like that. I was so excited for it but then they told me it wasn't combined, which really fucked me over because the cute church boy that I went for wasn't there AND it wasn't combined, so we went to clean an old woman's little house and it STUNK.

I got put into the bathroom, where I was told to clean the shit-covered toilet. Like, I feel like I should give this woman a medal because she literally got shit ALL over the fucking toilet and it was dirty as heck. I can't even describe it but it was the toilet seat version of a pigsty.

But the ride home in Rachel's car was awesome. (RACHEL not to be confused with RAYCHEL). She gave us cookies and cupcakes and got us a can of fizzy drink which was fucking awesome. Remind me to go in her car every time... she was one of the young women that could drive so just remind me.

So now I'm typing and I'm bloody freezing. Emma is going to Vanuatu which really annoys me, can't she just stay? I'd rather she stayed, or at least if she left when I went to Germany, that'd be even better. I got my Austria coat yesterday, it ended up being a raincoat but it works.

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Tylah just messaged me and told me she could come to SupaNova so I wouldn't be alone. Yay, I can be nerdy with Tylah... or I can be shamed upon, either way, she'll be the outsider, not me since my environment IS SupaNova. Geeks forever. Chicks before dicks.

Fuck yeah.

Willow, signing out.


Thanks Germany.

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