The pink floppy dildo.

So, last night we got a few more emails about Eva and that made me bounce up and down my house with excitement, I talked to Eva a bit which only made me more excited. Last night, any uncertainty about flights, Eva's stay or anything like that was wiped away.

But then HE came.
HE wants to steal my German.



No touchy Eva.

"If your family would like to let Eva stay over our place for a few nights, that'd be more than okay."



But then it struck me after about two hours of a flat out no.

Skip the dreamless sleep, the morning routine to school.
First session, it was free-dress, normally we would have sport but I said nope and I went around to classrooms, collecting money for the free-dress, we have to pay for it since we have to wear school uniforms normally. Lets not get started on how unfair.

So then I went to S+E, I listened to my teacher blab on about subjects for year 11 and the universities that were there for us to attend. Then we watched 'Guess who's coming to dinner?', I drew in my maths book a little Neko anime girl which took up most of the session, I somehow thought it was fifth session and I was looking forward to going home after S+E but then I realized it was only the second session and that put me in the mind set that it was going to be a very, very slow day.

We went to lunch, I stood around with Tylah and Katie, Tylah gasped at the fact that I was wearing pink. I wore my mum's pink throw over because it was the first thing with long-sleeves I could find, if I had the choice, I would've grabbed my mum's blue, baggy jumper.

Then I went to Health.
Well. That was so fun.
The teacher walks in carrying a blue box, we're all nervous, hoping it's not what we thought it was. He gave us the "We're doing something adult like, so we're all going to act like mature aged students like we are." and that was a dead give away.
He grabs out a pink dildo, wacking it onto the wall. It stuck and it flopped up and down for a few seconds which set the class into laughter. I was blushing at the sight of it and I turned my head into Connor's arm to get my eyes off the... pink, floppy dildo that the teacher was pointing at and gripping. The MALE teacher explains what type of condom would be best for certain.. penises and then went on explaining the condom.
He said we were not to use a condom if the packet was even teared open a little bit.
There was a goo-ish type thing on the condom, it was spermicide and that killed the sperm. I didn't know that but when he asked if we knew what spermicide was, we all nodded, we really didn't need the... full details.

Then, he THROWS the dildos out to each group. (Since we sit in our little friend groups, mine would be Connor and Maryanne) He came around handed out a condom to each group, Maryanne shoves the condom to Connor then Connor shoves the condom to me. I take a deep shakey breath in and inspect the condom packaging.

REWIND.

I'm always sexually inappropriate okay? But when it comes to actual sex, protection or anything like that, I get really scared, nervous and flustered. I don't know what it is but even holding the condom packet made me almost faint on the spot.

BACK TO THE STORY.

I look for any tears, there was none so I tried to rip the packaging open. It didn't work then after a bit of fiddling, I managed to get the condom open. I squeaked when I first laid my eyes on the damned thing. I dropped it back on the desk and put my face into my hands and groaned. I probably needed this skill for later in life, so I was going to force myself to do it. I took another shakey breath, pulled the slimey thing out of it's blue packaging, tried to figure which side was right by the trick our teacher told us.

I sighed again, grabbed the little tip of the condom before rolling it onto the dildo. First part done, teacher came around to check it, I did fine, even though I was about white as a ghost at the sight of this... thing on this... floppy thing that reminded me of something out of a fanfiction or something. The teacher gave me the okay and I tried to pull it off, quickly and trying to rip it off. It refused to come off after a few tries so I gave up when the teacher came around to watch me take it off, I squealed, handed it to Maryanne and shrunk back into my seat, trying to hide away.

Then Maryanne passed it up, I knew she would. She's already had sex with her boyfriend and brags about it on a regular basis, then Connor passes up the chance and I shrug it off, he's probably put one on or his dad told him or something. We got to talk for the last ten minutes and as the bell went, I grabbed my bag and ran out of the class room, I was done with that lesson but it will probably become useful in later life if I ever have a male partner and I decide to.. do it with him.

I was a little late to English, but we didn't have a teacher again so I didn't really sweat it. We played in the classroom, mainly the boys threw things into the fans and pushed their friends in wheelie chairs into walls, we laughed and laughed and I filmed a little of the English class, I scored good memories for later life. That's pretty much what I find my photos and videos are now, it's just for me, for later on in life.

Lunch.



Skip.

Then I had Science, we had a test and there was only about 7 people there, it was very small and we all helped each other with the test. By we all helped each other, I mean me and Liam handed out the answers that people needed and we checked everyone's work to make sure they got everything correct.

Me and Liam chatted a little bit after class, (skip the part that he called soccer, football and I wacked him with a book), he gave me a warm smile and he left me with a snarky comment. I rolled my eyes and gave him a soft smile before we went our separate ways. Sharon's mum gave me and Samara a ride to my house, Samara stayed over, we watched a little bit of Hetalia before I had to start cooking dinner and Samara played with Oakley, keeping her out of mum's and my hair while mum tutored and while I cooked. Her mum came to pick her up about 5:00ish which seemed like hell trying to entertain her for 2 hours.

I called Brooke, Nicholas's mum.
(WHICH IS THE GUY THAT'S GOING TO BE STAYING WITH ME AND EVA WHEN WE'RE IN GERMANY)
She said he had soccer training, I blushed, I seemed to be doing that a lot lately. Let me explain this to you, most guys who play soccer over here are pretty cute. Mum scolded me thinking in that way, but hey if I'm going to be living with him in Germany for six weeks, I'm going to look at him like that. Also, my contract that said I couldn't date while over in Germany only lasts when I'm IN Germany. The moment we take off, off of German soil, we can date without breaking rules, THAT IS OF COURSE if he's cute and I like him and vise versa.. I also already planned on breaking the rules if I could in Germany if I could snag some sort of cute German boy in Germany. What, noooo. I'm a good student. ;) But back on track to Nicholas, his mum gave me his number, I gave her mine and said we'd organize something over the holidays for Eva, me and Nicholas to meet up.

On this note, I'm actually really excited, we could form a trio and become really good friends, we can go see each other on weekends or after school and become good friends.  "The Germanic Trio" I can see it now. I dibs being Prussia, Eva can be Germany and Nicholas can be Austria. Or.. more like our personalities would be Nicholas being Prussia, Eva being Germany and me being Austria.. but I'm a bit jumpy for Austria... well, time will tell how Eva and Nicholas are, I already have a good idea what Eva's like from previous conversations. (Due to schooling, Eva can't go over to Nicholas's house for the week because she's already marked at my school so we can't switch that even if I allowed it.)



Then I rolled onto twitter, and ate dinner while I watched a few of Minx's videos and patted Missy whom of which decided to sit herself on my lap. Now, I'm tired and I'm probably going to head off to bed soon, I'll probably watch a bit more of Minx before waiting for Nicholas to call me again, introduce himself then me introduce myself, etc etc.

Then probably head to bed.



Willow, signing out.


(P.S. For all my readers who haven't come up and talked to me yet, honestly, come up to me, especially that Ukrainian reader and those Russian readers, I'm actually really curious about you guys! ^_^ And all the Americans.. like.. who are you.. o.O I might add you guys into my blog! ^_^ Hehe~.)